During my weekend plans, I will be traveling past what I consider to be the largest and ugliest lawn ornament I have ever seen.
I finally took a snapshot of it, so I thought I would share this monstrosity with others.

I call it the BFGG. Similar to Roald Dahl's BFG, but while the letter B stands for Big, the letter F does not stand for Friendly.
Must Not Sleep. Garden Gnome will eat me.